Satire and Commentary from Around the World
Officials Suggest Limiting Stops to Subarus; Connecticut Plates Northampton, Massachusetts “As a white person I know it’s important to examine institutionalized racism and its relation to wealth and identity, but in all honesty I’m late picking up the kids at charter school,” complained Hadley resident Willow Schnell, “I’m a huge supporter of Black Lives Matter, […]
Northampton, Massachusetts The Northampton Arts Council voted unanimously to commission an update to the iconic Masonic Street mural in the event of a Hillary Clinton victory. The mural, known for its dour and earnest female representations, was completed in 1980 and restored in 2003. It is widely considered due for a refresh. Tofu Curtain attained exclusive […]
Hiring Practices Deemed ‘Cruel, Unusual’ Northampton, Massachusetts In a rather ironic turn of events, the U.N. decided to investigate the “enhanced vetting process” now employed by the City as it attempts to fill several vacancies on its volunteer-staffed Human Rights Commission. The investigation was launched after the local newspaper conducted a particularly exacting social media […]
